Writing Exercise: National Enquirer Headlines

Then there are the unbelievable, over-the-top headlines of The National Enquirer. Try your hand at writing some scandalous, dramatic, shocking news topics. I also did this exercise years ago. Here are some I came up with:  

Child Stung by Man-of-War Attacks Classmates  

Man Discovers Egyptian Sarcophagus While Harvesting Radishes  

Painting Elephant Wins Nobel Peace Prize 

Man Struck by Lightning Grows Third Arm  

Winning Lottery Numbers Found on 18th Century Tombstone  

Flea Circus to Compete in 2020 Olympic Games 

Santa to Sell Reindeer, Buy Prius to Save the Environment  

Belching Goat Nominated for Grammy 

Hippopotamus Goes on Rampage, Destroys Renovated Movie Theatre 

Abominable Snowman Offended by the Term ‘Abominable’ 

Los Angeles Melts into a Giant, Quivering Mass 

Santa Claus Proclaimed International Spy 

Barracuda Injected with Zebra Saliva Grows Feathers 

Hardened Criminals to Hold Bake Sale 

Scientists Teach Whales to Use Twitter at Whale Summer Camp 

Sasquatch Meets Extra-Terrestrials at Starbucks for a Round of Mocha Lattes